This isn't merely a story.
It's a saga.
An odyssey.
An epic tale of unwavering bravery and endurance in the face of staggering inequity and stunning odds.
sábado, 28 de maio de 2011
quarta-feira, 25 de maio de 2011
sexta-feira, 20 de maio de 2011
Last week's forgotten quote
Na última semana beatificámos um papa,
casámos um príncipe,
fizemos uma cruzada e matámos um mouro.
Bem-vindos à Idade Média!
Unknown Source... Mas rapinado ao Martin.
casámos um príncipe,
fizemos uma cruzada e matámos um mouro.
Bem-vindos à Idade Média!
Unknown Source... Mas rapinado ao Martin.
quinta-feira, 19 de maio de 2011
terça-feira, 17 de maio de 2011
About an after...
John Rebel - Sim, aquilo fecha às cinco, o outro abre às seis, vais à Tasca Cid, tentas não levar uma facada e vais ao after...
Noite (CCCXC)
À noite há um espécime sempre à cata duma presa...
Ele movem-se SEM subtileza e tem SEMPRE um ar de desespero inerente.
Ele é...
O Cota Patético.
Ele movem-se SEM subtileza e tem SEMPRE um ar de desespero inerente.
Ele é...
O Cota Patético.
quinta-feira, 12 de maio de 2011
Angel...
Does she walk? Does she talk?
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it !!
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold...
Does she come complete?
My homeroom homeroom angel
Always pulled me from my seat
She was pure like snowflakes
No one could ever stain
The memory of my angel
Could never cause me pain
Years go by I'm lookin' through a girly magazine
And there's my homeroom angel on the pages in-between
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
Slipped me notes under the desk
While I was thinkin' about her dress
I was shy I turned away
Before she caught my eye
I was shakin' in my shoes
Whenever she flashed those baby-blues
Something had a hold on me
When angel passed close by
Those soft and fuzzy sweaters
Too magical to touch
Too see her in that negligee
Is really just too much
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold
It's okay I understand
This ain't no never-never land
I hope that when this issue's gone
I'll see you when your clothes are on
Take you car, Yes we will
We'll take your car and drive it
We'll take it to a motel room
And take 'em off in private
A part of me has just been ripped
The pages from my mind are stripped
Oh no, I can't deny it
Oh yea, I guess I gotta buy it !!
My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My angel is the centerfold
Angel is the centerfold...
quarta-feira, 11 de maio de 2011
Noite (CCCLXXXVIII) - Jebaria no Porto.
No caso do desaparecimento de Zé Dollar, dever-se-á colocar a sua foto em pacotes de Casal da Eira.
Noite (CCCLXXXVII) - Jebaria no Porto.
Quando um Jebo desaparece, coloca-se a sua foto num pacote de vinho.
Teobar de preferência...
Teobar de preferência...
Noite (CCCLXXXVI) - Jebaria no Porto.
Zé Dollar - Sou uma pessoa pacata. Não gosto de ajuntamentos...
Meia hora depois...
Zé Dollar - Bora pró meio da confusão !!!!
Daí a minutos, John Rebel, Zé Dollar e o lendário Pipoca caíam no chão do Tendinha.
Meia hora depois...
Zé Dollar - Bora pró meio da confusão !!!!
Daí a minutos, John Rebel, Zé Dollar e o lendário Pipoca caíam no chão do Tendinha.
sábado, 7 de maio de 2011
Noite (CCCLXXXV)
Edelweiss, és envergonhada mas tá na hora de passares a ser vergonhosa...
John Rebel
John Rebel
quinta-feira, 5 de maio de 2011
Noite (CCCLXXXIII)
Ana Golpe Ninja - John Rebel precisa dum necessaire...
Arsénia - Dum kit do sexo !!
John Rebel - Dum kit John Rebel !!!
Arsénia - Dum kit do sexo !!
John Rebel - Dum kit John Rebel !!!
terça-feira, 3 de maio de 2011
segunda-feira, 2 de maio de 2011
Noite (CCCLXXX)
John Rebel é especialista em infernizar a vida a labregos com dinheiro a mais e capacidade a menos para conduzir BMWs.