Fact

John Rebel looks at the world.

The world fears looking at John Rebel.

Awesomeness (XXIX)

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack

1.Organize before they rise!

2.They feel no fear, why should you?

3.Use your head: cut off theirs.

4.Blades don’t need reloading.

5.Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6.Get up the staircase, then destroy it.

7.Get out of the car, get onto the bike.

8.Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9.No place is safe, only safer.

10.The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

@ www.thinkgeek.com

John Rebel sente-se de novo na Tasca...

Classe...

é no Burger King da Encarnação...

Like a...

a Bat Out Of Hell

The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight
There's a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright
There's evil in the air and theres thunder in the sky
And a killer's on the bloodshot streets
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat
Oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I'm gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike
When the metal is hot and the engine is hungry
And were all about to see the light
Nothing ever grows in this rotten old hole
And everything is stunted and lost
And nothing really rocks
And nothing really rolls
And nothing's ever worth the cost
And I know that I'm damned if I never get out
And maybe I'm damned if I do
But with any other beat I got left in my heart
You know I'd rather be damned with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night with you
If I gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
If gotta be damned you know I wanna be damned
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night
Dancing through the night with you

Oh baby you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right
And wherever you are and wherever you go
There's always gonna be some light
But I gotta get out
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes
But when the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you

I can see myself
Tearing up the road
Faster than any other boy has ever gone
And my skin is rough but my soul is ripe
And no one's gonna stop me now
I gotta make my escape
But I can't stop thinking of you
And I never see the sudden curve until its way too late
I never see the sudden curve until its way too late

Then I'm dying on the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Breaking out of my body
And flying away
Like a bat out of hell

Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun
Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning bike
And I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bell
And the last thing I see is my heart
Still beating
Still beating
Breaking out of my body and flying away
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell
Like a bat out of hell

Geeky, epic shit...

Noite (CCXV) - the home edtion

Nova palavra Rebel.

Gunalvizar : Verbo relativo ao acto de gunar, tão típico do guna do FCP exilado em Lisboa que é John Rebel; e de galvanizar, utilizado por sócios do SLB que apesar de tudo fazem parte das relações de John Rebel, aka O Soce.

Blue Mountain State...

Girl - Are you sure this is what you want?

Boy - No, but it's the best I can do.

Versão revista e actualizada

Too much of not enough...

A. Season

Is never enough...

John Rebel

Pá posteridade...

John Rebel - John Rebel feels your pain brotha...

A. Season - I thought john rebel felt no pain!

John Rebel - He feels it. He simply does not care.

Quote

Too much of not enough...

A. Season

Quoting himself as often...

Confia em John Rebel...

Ele não sabe nada de jeito mas sempre se safou bem assim.

Tonight's song...

A última é o original...

Horós(copos)

Carol. - Aposta numa nova relação John Rebel... Diz aqui que serás bem sucedido.

John Rebel - John Rebel já faz isso... Quase todos os dias.

Has it been 4 years?

Noite (CCXIV)...

que meta Hadaway ao barulho só pode acabar em degredo...



A sorte é que correu TÚDÚ BÉM !!!!

Noite (CCXIII) e dia

A gunar intensamente.

Dos Anjos a Cascais...

Noite (CCXII) - thursday thoughts

Por vezes John Rebel pergunta a si próprio... E ao vazio...

- Mas o que é que esta gente faz ?

Quote (not but, but when)

But if I go to hell then I hope I burn well...

Jimmy Pop, Bloodhound Gang

Let's...

hit the city.

Mas só à noite...

Noite (CCXI)

Antes degradar que agradar...

Ominous dinner...

Y. Le Chef - O primeiro prato é uma bebida.

John Rebel - Isso agrada a John Rebel...

Wedding Songs

Remember...

Awesomeness (XXVIII)

Never say no to... Panda !!!

Quote

Sou totalmente a favor do casamento gay entre os nossos actuais políticos.
Tudo o que contribuir para eles não se reproduzirem, é bom para o País.

Autor desconhecido via Pedro Lopez.

Noite (CCX) - weddings

Mais uma vez se comprova que a santidade do matrimónio alheio é um conceito assaz relativo nos dias que correm.

Noite (CCIX) - pré-wedding

Ex do primo - Gosto de pensar que fui inesquecível na vida do teu primo...

John Rebel - John Rebel É inesquecível em qualquer relação... Normalmente pelos piores motivos...

@ Fb

BZ - Grandes frases de tasca : "...foda-se o Mourinho até treinava a selecção por telefone..."

John Rebel - Por fax !!

BZ - Até por twitter :P

John Rebel - Blog...

BZ - Pombo correio.

John Rebel - Sinais de fumo !!!!!

BZ - Message in the bottle

John Rebel - Fedex.

BZ - Código morse...

John Rebel - Braille.

Noite (CCVIII) - quase

À noite, John Rebel recebe sempre um convite.

Por sorte consegue dizer: NÃO!

Tipo... Por vezes...

Chinesices

Uma amiga de John Rebel fez um negócio da China.

Na China.

@ work

John Rebel não vai a reuniões de Alcoólicos Anónimos. Vai a reuniões de Alcoólicos Assumidos.

Mega cover da noite

John Rebel só queria um vídeo de jeito...

Chuck Time

Chuck Manson that is...

Quote

You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed.

Larry Flint

@http://horrorsleazetrash.blogspot.com

Rebel words

Fofializar: verbo que reflecte o acto de ser ou de se ter um comportamento fofo enquanto se socializa.

Muito utilizado por John Rebel e restantes soces em situações como:

John Rebel - Fofialazemos de novo amanhã então... John Rebel deve sair. Mayhem calminho... Dirá algo depois.

Quote - revelação bombástica de domingo à noite

O chispe vai voltar em força.

Anthony Bourdain

MEC

Tks, Tânia...

Directamente duma cassete com 15 anos...

I don't feel the sun's comin' out today
It's staying in, it's gonna find another way.
As I sit here in this misery,
I don't think I'll ever, no lord, see the sun from here.
And oh as I fade away,
They'll all look at me and say, and they'll say,
"Hey look at him, I'll never live that way."
But that's okay, they're just afraid to change.

And when you feel your life ain't worth living
You've got to stand up and take a look around you
Then a look way up to the sky.
And when your deepest thoughts are broken,
Keep on dreaming, boy, 'cause when you stop dreamin' it's time to die.
And as we all play parts of tomorrow,
Some ways we'll work and other ways we'll play.
But I know we can't all stay here forever,
So I want to write my words on the face of today
...And then they'll paint it

And oh as I fade away,
They'll all look at me and say, they'll say,
"Hey look at him and where he is these days."
When life is hard, you have to change.
When life is hard, you have to change.

New song da noite

Sometimes...

you just have to do what you've done before so you won't do it again...

Noite (CCVII)

John Rebel sem whisky é como uma freira sem terço.

T. das Neves

Awesomeness (XXVII)

Noite (CCVI)

Catarina says:
E depois?
Bairro?

"Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while..." says:
Assim reza a profecia...

Step one...

"Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while..." says:
Vá
John Rebel avisa quando estiver a ir.

tania says:
O primeiro passo pró terror.

"Let's dance in style, let's dance for a while..." says:
Isso foi em 78...

The Blind Man's Meal

Awesomeness (XXVI)

I've been walking...

...these streets at night, just trying to get it right.

It's hard to see with so many around
You know I don't like being stuck in a crowd

And the streets don't change but maybe the name
I ain't got time for the game...

Noite (CCV)

John Rebel nunca sai mal servido.

Só mais desostinado...

Noite (CCIV)

Sempre com gente...

Da mais alta estirpe.

E do mais reles gabarito...

Quote

“That was a great time, the summer of '71 -
I can't remember it, but I'll never forget it!”

Lemmy Kilmister

Cover(s)

From a movie...



From Da Man...

Awesomeness (XXV)

Noite (CCIII)

Literal e figurativamente...

John Rebel nasceu para pisar os mais variados relvados.

E sim, John Rebel adora metáforas futebolísticas.

Ao princípio...

era fácil...

Mas a vida de John Rebel é díficil.

E aparecem momentos em que é necessário decidir.

Ir embora ou beber mais uma ?

E a solução ?

Beber duas.

E sair...

Em direcção ao sol... do meio dia.

E o original...

que não é bem este...

Cover da noite...

Shamelessly copied...

It is what it is...

Old? Not enough...

We danced in style and we did dance for a while...

Quote

Let's dance in style.
Let's dance for a while.

Alphaville (via Youth Group)

That's life...

Johnny Arsénio - Combinações do demo.

John Rebel - A vida de John Rebel é só combinações...

50 U da Man

Keep it real '50...

Quote from a quote

A (in)dignidade está no (s)ócio.

T. das Neves

Late night wisdom

T. das Neves - Vive cada dia como se fosse o PRIMEIRO!

John Rebel - Sim, porque não é já amanhã que te arrependes...

'nough said

Não vou.

Por isso...

Caga nisso.

Noite (CCII)

Algo está mal quando John Rebel não paga a conta do bar com um qualquer tipo de plástico...

Quote

Falam da dignidade do trabalho. Bah! A dignidade está no ócio.

Herman Melville

Caluniado...

John Rebel não deseja a fama. Só a infâmia.

















by Tânia Neves @ Benfica Tv


E depois acontecem-lhe estas coisas...

John Rebel...

não curte deste cidadão.



Mas o Boss é o Boss.

Wish I could drink this beautifully...

Sometimes I do.

Monday night wisdom

O mundo vai acabar.

Quando John Rebel se aborrecer.

Jisas wisdom

Jisas - John Rebel chumbou...

John Rebel - Na creche.

O melhor after do fds...

John Rebel - A encher chouriços...

Zé Dollar - A esvaziar copos...

John Rebel - A foder lentes...

Zé Dollar - Em qualquer circunstância...

M. Inês - E com qualquer substância...

John Rebel - Desde '78...


A tasca acabou...

Em grande.

Noite (CCI)

John Rebel - John Rebel detecta aqui uma Chloe Sevigny.

Gingão - Hmmm, yah...

BZ - Qual ?

John Rebel - A menos porca...

BZ - Qual ???

- ( gargalhada vil ecoa pelas ruas ) -

1 h 40 m - BZ INSURGE-SE.